About Me
Number one, My name is Manny. Number two, I live in Tampa (hence the clever name). And number three, I hate my job. It sucks, and I hate it, and I hate my boss because he sucks too, and the MultiFula account sucks also, and it will likely be the death of me, which will understandably suck as well. But despite all this hate, vitriol, and pent up, seething, disgruntlement I do loooove me some Tampa. She is balsamic lip balm to my worn, chapped soul, and Preparation H to my sometimes inflamed and hemorrhoidal existence. She soothes my achy- breaky heart and when i walk her streets I don’t worry about a ting…’cuz e’ry little ting is gonna be alright.
She fills my heart with gladness, and takes away all my sadness; she eases my troubles because, that’s what she does. And if you think my shameless appropriation of a Rod Stewart classic to express my love of Tampa is weird and cheesy then YOU, much like my boss, can passive aggressively go take a hike and suck an egg through a lemon before jumping in a lake. On the other hand if you identify with my unabashed, public declaration of love for the Big Guava then please read on and enjoy my whimsical yet humble Ode to Tampa Bay.